diff --git a/.github/ISSUE_TEMPLATE/bug_report.yml b/.github/ISSUE_TEMPLATE/bug_report.yml
index 5088e39..fc766c5 100644
--- a/.github/ISSUE_TEMPLATE/bug_report.yml
+++ b/.github/ISSUE_TEMPLATE/bug_report.yml
@@ -29,6 +29,15 @@ body:
     options:
       - label: I have read the Discussions
         required: true
+- type: dropdown
+  attributes:
+    label: Have you ACTUALLY checked all these?
+    description: Please do not waste our time and yours; these checks are there for a reason, it is not just so you can tick boxes for fun. If you select <b>Yes</b> and it is clear you are lying or have put in no effort, your issue will be closed and locked without comment. If you select <b>No</b> but still open this issue, you will be permanently blocked for timewasting.
+    options:
+      - Yes
+      - No
+  validations:
+    required: true
 - type: textarea
   attributes:
     label: Environment